anyone who said they missed me probably didn't mean "come back and spam us, mer!"

[acchikocchi]

So I'm feeling really contrary about writing right now and want to write nothing but, like, light-hearted fluffy entertainment until the end of time just to protest against the idea that something else is preferable. XD;;; Also I don't want to do any of the things I should be doing (cleaning, appointment-making, fic challenges) so. Perfect opportunity to, um, steal an idea from unrequitedangst from a while back -- give me an AU prompt and I'll write you a snippet for it. Offer good for the rest of the day or until I actually decide to be productive; author reserves the right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request.

hit me.

edit: results so far:
evil team kat-tun from lazulisong's legendary sparkling rainbow storm rangers 'verse
kimi wa petto: akame remix, or jin-inna-box
lady and the tramp, only cats -- okay you should really read the prompt for this one
student council news

Comments

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

o/ TELL ME ABOUT EVIL TEAM KAT-TUN OKAY

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skjadljsldjkls I should have been expecting this. ALL RIGHT WILL DO.

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Akamepi. Historical fantasy romance. :| Y'know, one of those Regency-with-magic dealies.

[ginzarhapsody.livejournal.com]

college KoyamaPi (simple, I know, I need my KoyamaPi *glee*)

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

american or japanese college?

[unrequitedangst.livejournal.com]

FDSKLFDS I JUST LAUGHED. My AU post that I ....... never finished.

High school AU! Each group is a different clique.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skjadlsjkldsd well I probably won't finish all of these, either. really I just wanted to read everyone's ideas.

so it keeps going and talks about the other cliques but then I couldn't get to a good stopping point so I had to back up here for now... there is actually more written, though, so it'll come later.




It was funny, Shige thought bitterly, how Tegoshi was the secretary yet he, Shige, ended up taking all the minutes. Not that anyone read them.

“We’ll take a vote,” Yamapi said. “Ryo?”

“All in favor, raise your hand and say ‘aye’, all opposed, stand up so I can see who you are and remember your face,” said Ryo. “All in favor?”

A loud chorus of ‘ayes’ rang through the room, accompanied by a forest of hands. Ryo, Shige could tell, didn’t even bother counting. “All opposed?”

Silence.

Ryo leaned back in his chair and smirked. “Motion passed,” he said to Yamapi.

Yamapi beamed. “Thank you, Vice President Nishikido. We’ll implement the new cafeteria standards next week. Meeting dismissed.”

The class representatives trickled out the door in twos and threes. They all smiled back at Yamapi. They all avoided Ryo.

When the classroom was empty except for the six members of the student council, Yamapi clapped his hands. “This meeting of the Executive Student Body Council is hereby called to order. Massu?”

Massu carefully pulled something wrapped in a canvas bag out from under his seat and brought it to the table at the front of the room from which Yamapi presided. He peeled back the folds of the bag, revealing a glass dish clouded with steam, and with a small flourish removed the cover.

Yamapi’s eyes lit up and he said reverently, “Meat buns.”

No one was exactly sure what Massu did, or how he got onto student council in the first place, but since he catered every meeting no one was going to ask.

Shige had no objections to refreshments, especially not the sort of refreshments Yamapi demanded. It was a meeting, however, not a lunch break, and after a few minutes to appreciate the meat buns he thought that maybe it was time to get on with the agenda. They had to review several applications for new extracurricular clubs, after all, and coordinate the set-up for the school talent show next month, and Koyama had said something about yet another fundraiser, and no one had looked at the suggestion box for months –

Shige had to pause and take several deep breaths. He wondered how many high school students had to worry about developing stress migraines.

He glanced over at the president. Yamapi was on the phone and talking to Ryo at the same time – he had a huge, shit-eating grin on his face and Ryo was rolling his eyes a lot, which probably meant he was talking to Akanishi, and also probably meant they were planning another party for the weekend. Neither of them showed any inclination to get down to business.

Shige hadn’t even run for student council. He’d been elected treasurer anyways.

[pastdazed.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh can I be evil? CAN I?

But no, I can't think of anything quite so great as what is currently happening in the Nightrunner series.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skjadljskldjslk oh my god i caved and read just a little further last night before i went to bed. it's SO BAD. glee.

[razberrycreme.livejournal.com]

right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ♥

Will...will you write me akame, with kame trying to take over the world but being thwarted by jin *__* (Suddenly have pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain stuck in my...brain. XD)

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Pin; Yamapi is a farmer, Jin is a milkmaid (or whatever the male form of milkmaid is. is there even one?).

Yeah, no idea where that one came from.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Since I just finished rewatching Kimi wa Petto,

Kame is an emotionally unavailable businessman who comes home one day to find Jin in a box outside his front door. He takes him in. :D

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skajdljslkadjskldsdjdklsd i like this one. a lot. :D

(kjadjlsk your icon. when my spikes of kame-love hit they hit hard.)

[ilanala]

NINJAS. Because I can. XD Your choice of people.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

PIRATES! Um anyone really as long as Kame is somehow involved (I do not do subtle).

OR! Shige and Kame swap bands for the day. kajs idk, Shige has a near nervous breakdown trying to get KAT-TUN to photoshoots/recordings etc on time whilst Kame spends the entire time being force fed by Massu, mothered by Koyama, climbed on by Tegoshi, snarked at by Ryo and idk laughed at by Yamapi. kamsjs A++ if somehow you ninja Akamepi in there :DDD

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

and they go to their own bands and it's just like, ahhhhhhh. It could be like Freaky Friday +_+

BRINGIN' IN DA STORM.

[honooko.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to start a movement of ARASHI AS GIRLS. Because man, they'd be adorable.

JOIN US.

Re: BRINGIN' IN DA STORM.

[procreational.livejournal.com]

IAWTC SO HARD. DO IT, MER.

[yamapea.livejournal.com]

icon. :x give me mermaid je au.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

♥ is it cheating to give you what i already started writing...

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

Jin is the most fail medical student ever. But on rotation, he meets attending doctor Yamapi, who inspires him to do good work...

[thawrecka]

Koki & Kame buddyfic ...in space! Possibly happening upon Yamapi the alien.

[anamuan.livejournal.com]

JE is actually an elite science track middle school.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

sajkljdkljklds WELL THAT IS CERTAINLY AU. science track. dead.

[procreational.livejournal.com]

KAT-TUN as panic at the disco.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

aksljdal;ajfkldjsla;klsjfdlsfdsjl;s

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

PURPLE DRAGON!JIN AND BLANKFACED DRAGONRIDER!KAME

WHERE PI REALLY WANTED THE PURPLE DRAGON BUT THE AWESOME GOLD(?) ONE CHOSE HIM INSTEAD AND KAME WAS ALL 'OMG ANY ONE OF THEM BUT THE PURPLE ONE' BUT JIN CHOSE HIM AND PI KEEPS BOUNDING OVER COZ HE THINKS THE PURPLE DRAGON IS AWESOME AND KAME IS ALL 'Stop making kissy faces at my dragon :| :| :|'

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

BUT I ALSO WANT TO MAKE BOTH OF THEM DRAGONRIDERS.... decisions, decisions.

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

Frog!Kame and prince!Jin.

/covering all my bases

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

sdajklsjkdlsajkdls ilu matchy. ♥

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

I AM RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE IN TWO MINUTES, THEREFORE I WILL RESERVE A SPOT FOR WHEN I GET BACK

(on the otherhand, you could always write me swauve criminal!jin and policeman!kame. or the other way around :Dv)

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

..................................hm. :DDD

(there is always a spot for you.)

[pithetaphish]

I've been reading Soseki's 'I Am a Cat' and have had the spaghetti scene from 'Lady and the Tramp' replaying in my head for the past 3 days.

Pampered housecat!Kame (Abyssinian perhaps?) gets lost or otherwise wanders on the wrong side of the tracks and discovers the JE alleycats, led by a (sociopathic?) Siamese!Pi and an overly curious Scottish Fold!Jin (who despite being a living proverb has managed to keep all but one of his 9 lives in reserve). With romantic noodle-scoffing in there somewhere.

(And if the alleycats just happened to be in a turf war with a group of ranging Japanese Bobtails, late of Osaka, well, I would just have to love you forever ^_~)

<3

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

........I just had to muffle a little squeal because of HOW AMAZING this idea is. omgomgomgomgomg. scottish fold jin skjajdsklsd and PSYCOPATHIC SIAMESE YAMAPI THE KITTY GANG LEADER. oh god I want this badly. are you sure you don't want to write it yourself.... *_*

[asinful.livejournal.com]

I've been sort of dying to see this AU happen, so why not dump this on your head here, right. Feel free to ignore me completely. ;)

Charlie's Angels AU. Kame, Jin and Yamapi are the angels. Koyama is Bosley. It would be beautiful. You could call it 'Johnny's Boys'.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEKS*

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS?!

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE IT :O

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

TAY*J SNAPSHOT A FEW YEARS IN THE FUTURE

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

PRINCESS PEACH!JIN AND MARIO!KAME

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

KAT-TUN meets their female girlband counterpart. Jin is indignant that his girl does not have the biggest boobs.