anyone who said they missed me probably didn't mean "come back and spam us, mer!"

[acchikocchi]

So I'm feeling really contrary about writing right now and want to write nothing but, like, light-hearted fluffy entertainment until the end of time just to protest against the idea that something else is preferable. XD;;; Also I don't want to do any of the things I should be doing (cleaning, appointment-making, fic challenges) so. Perfect opportunity to, um, steal an idea from unrequitedangst from a while back -- give me an AU prompt and I'll write you a snippet for it. Offer good for the rest of the day or until I actually decide to be productive; author reserves the right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request.

hit me.

edit: results so far:
evil team kat-tun from lazulisong's legendary sparkling rainbow storm rangers 'verse
kimi wa petto: akame remix, or jin-inna-box
lady and the tramp, only cats -- okay you should really read the prompt for this one
student council news

Comments

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

o/ TELL ME ABOUT EVIL TEAM KAT-TUN OKAY

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Akamepi. Historical fantasy romance. :| Y'know, one of those Regency-with-magic dealies.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skjadljsldjkls I should have been expecting this. ALL RIGHT WILL DO.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

especially if it means more RSR....? :D

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

*HELPFULLY* ETK JIN HAS A PINK ROBOT FLUFFY THING. NAMED PI.

That basically is all I've come up with.

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

EVENTUALLY. THEY'RE IGNORING ME.

Also I reeeally reallly want to get the hooker fic done >_< so I can have it off my plate, as much as I think that's impossible for me.

[ginzarhapsody.livejournal.com]

college KoyamaPi (simple, I know, I need my KoyamaPi *glee*)

[unrequitedangst.livejournal.com]

FDSKLFDS I JUST LAUGHED. My AU post that I ....... never finished.

High school AU! Each group is a different clique.

[pastdazed.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh can I be evil? CAN I?

But no, I can't think of anything quite so great as what is currently happening in the Nightrunner series.

[razberrycreme.livejournal.com]

right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ♥

Will...will you write me akame, with kame trying to take over the world but being thwarted by jin *__* (Suddenly have pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain stuck in my...brain. XD)

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Pin; Yamapi is a farmer, Jin is a milkmaid (or whatever the male form of milkmaid is. is there even one?).

Yeah, no idea where that one came from.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Since I just finished rewatching Kimi wa Petto,

Kame is an emotionally unavailable businessman who comes home one day to find Jin in a box outside his front door. He takes him in. :D

[ilanala]

NINJAS. Because I can. XD Your choice of people.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

PIRATES! Um anyone really as long as Kame is somehow involved (I do not do subtle).

OR! Shige and Kame swap bands for the day. kajs idk, Shige has a near nervous breakdown trying to get KAT-TUN to photoshoots/recordings etc on time whilst Kame spends the entire time being force fed by Massu, mothered by Koyama, climbed on by Tegoshi, snarked at by Ryo and idk laughed at by Yamapi. kamsjs A++ if somehow you ninja Akamepi in there :DDD

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

and they go to their own bands and it's just like, ahhhhhhh. It could be like Freaky Friday +_+

BRINGIN' IN DA STORM.

[honooko.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to start a movement of ARASHI AS GIRLS. Because man, they'd be adorable.

JOIN US.

[yamapea.livejournal.com]

icon. :x give me mermaid je au.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

asjdksldjkaldsjkls exactly what i needed. beautiful. ♥_♥


It was always a bad sign when one’s work bled over into the rest of one’s life, Ueda thought as he watched Kamenashi and Akanishi icily ignore each other on the tape of the day’s television appearances. Even the hosts noticed; one of the comedians on SAY! SAY! SAY! asked if Kamenashi hadn’t yet heard that Akanishi was back from his hiatus in America. The tape showed five of them, including Kamenashi, laughing along only slightly stiffly. Akanishi managed a perfunctory smile and nothing else. Considering the six months he’d supposedly taken off to learn English in America had actually been spent in a regenerative cryotube, it wasn’t particularly surprising.

No one said anything for a few moments after the tape had ended.

"Well," Nakamaru said uneasily. "That went... okay." Taguchi, not so subtly eyeing the game controller cord snaking temptingly from under the massive briefing flat-screen, smiled absently and agreeably.

Koki snorted loudly.

Nakamaru was too even-tempered to take the bait but Kamenashi wasn't. "I'm sorry," he said, all smiling politeness, "I couldn't hear you, Koki, what was that?"

Koki rolled his eyes and made a derisive sound under his breath. Kamenashi’s lips pressed into a thin line.

Akanishi, who was sprawled sullenly on the couch in the back of the room, continued to pretend he hadn't heard a thing.

Nakamaru tried again. "Maybe we should talk about our mission instead," he said. "Has anyone gotten any more intelligence on the identities of the – " he paused to consult a sheaf of paper – "Rainbow Storm Rangers?" His brow wrinkled. "Is that really their name?"

"It's better than cartoon," Koki couldn't help contributing, to which Kamenashi replied tightly, "It's KAT-TUN, for our names – "

He stopped talking so abruptly it was as if he'd never started when Akanishi stood up. Akanishi took as much notice of Kamenashi – of the rest of them, for that matter – as he had on television as he sauntered across the room, hands jammed in his pockets, an image entirely negated by the tension radiating from his shoulders. Akanishi had never been aware of how much he gave away through body language.

"Akanishi," Nakamaru began.

"Pi needs an upgrade," Akanishi said without turning around and disappeared through the door.

Not for the first time, Ueda began to consider developing some sort of contingency plan.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF THEY SWAPPED BODIES. This would somehow be even more hilarious aksjs. And everything is happy and good. And is somehow Junno's fault because kasjs the idea of Junno having the power to make people switch bodies is pretty horrifying aksjkdmf.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

oh well, I SUPPOSE THAT'S OKAY TOO. :DDD my birthday's at the end of the month, though, you know what would be a really awesome present

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skajdljslkadjskldsdjdklsd i like this one. a lot. :D

(kjadjlsk your icon. when my spikes of kame-love hit they hit hard.)

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

♥ is it cheating to give you what i already started writing...

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

skjadljskldjslk oh my god i caved and read just a little further last night before i went to bed. it's SO BAD. glee.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

american or japanese college?

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

Jin is the most fail medical student ever. But on rotation, he meets attending doctor Yamapi, who inspires him to do good work...