avoidance memeage

[acchikocchi]

good news: I found my missing snippet - despite having Very Clear memories of writing it down by hand, it was in Google Docs. ahahaha. ^^;

bad news: instead of working on it or translating or doing something else useful, I am curled up in a ball with Cramp of Doom.

neutral news: so to entertain myself instead, I am posting a meme. shut up I started the last one I'm totally getting better

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Why yes, yes I do know exactly what I'm inviting on my own head. (wintersjuly, I'm looking at you. staring, really. XD) But I'm really curious to know what you guys really think I'd never write, so um try to keep that in mind instead of just making these the "Let's Make Meredith Write Her Own Worst Nightmares" meme. P-please? XD

edit to link results:
uchi travels back in time and joins hikaru genji
aiba+jun jungle animal AU

Comments

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE MORE, MER MAY OR MAY NOT WRITE THEM, BUT ANITA ACTUALLY WANTS THEM. SO DO I GET A REWARD IF I NAME STUFF YOU REALLY WOULDN'T WRITE? CAN I NAME MORE THAN THREE.

WOULD YOU KILL ME IF I SAID PIKAME THREE TIMES

OKAY, I'M NOT THAT MEAN OR AM I

1. RYU'S IN CANADA. HE GOES TO AMERICA ON A SHORT HOLIDAY DURING BREAK. JIN IS IN AMERICA, STUDYING. ERGO, SMUT.
2. PIKAME. DUH
3. NINO/RYO. WHAT? I ACTUALLY WANT THIS. THEY'LL DESTROY JE TOGETHER
4. PIN DECIDE TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD IN A SERIES OF RAINBOW COLOURED PAPER BOATS THAT AIBA DESIGNED AND PUT TOGETHER. SOMEHOW, THEY DON'T SINK UNTIL THEY GET ALL THE WAY TO CHINA. THE CHALLENGE IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY MANAGE TO HAVE HOT SEX IN A PAPER BOAT AND NOT SINK
5. JE IS A HOST CLUB. WE NEED ONE OF THESE FICS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW.
6. PIKAME. SECOND TIME JUST TO HURT YOU.
7. KOKI/KAME/PI. *BEAMS*

also, i'm amused people think we both hate kame

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

NO, YOU CANNOT ASK FOR PIKAME THREE TIMES. I THOUGHT ABOUT SPECIFICALLY STATING THAT JUST FOR YOU BUT THEN I FIGURED YOU'D BE ABLE TO THINK OF AT LEAST TWO OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS. CLEARLY I WAS - PART RIGHT AND PART WRONG SINCE YOU CHEATED ON THE NUMBER. which I totally plan on doing if you do this meme. XD (also, YES YOU ARE.)

1. ...not bad.
2. No
3. ahahahaha ALL JE SHALL TREMBLE AND DESPAIR
4. ...
5. DID I EVER GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOST CLUB AU MOO AND I WERE PLOTTING. I think I kept getting distracted! in which case, um, funny coincidence! XDD
6. STILL NO
7. OH HELL NO

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THIS MEME?

...WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT.

1. COME ON, THEY'LL COME HOME AND BE ALL AWKWARD,

"why are you acting so weird?" kame said, brow furrowed.

jin managed to stop himself just before he blurted out that he'd been having frequent and very hot sex with someone who looked scarily like kame and that it was weirding him out because he could picture exactly how kame's mouth would fall open if he hit that exact spot and everytime he thought about it, he got hard, kind of like he was now.

jin figured kame mightn't be so open to the idea of sex in maru's living room.

3. I'M DYING FOR NINO FIC :O
4. I WATCHED THE ARASHI BOAT EPISODE AGAIN YESTERDAY XD
5. YOU SHOULD TELL MEEEEEEEE
6. WHY NOT. IT COULD BE PIKAME SEX BECAUSE THEY BOTH MISS JIN AND/OR JIN IS DUMB?
7. I FIGURED THE PRESENCE OF KOKI WOULD CAUSE EVEN MORE PAIN >:D

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

I KIND OF DO, ACTUALLY

1. CLEARLY YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB ON YOUR OWN, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT
4. ...that does explain a lot. XD
6. you guys just have to promise me that when I write a Pikame story that sufficiently tortures Jin you'll be nice to me after that.
7. WELL YOU WERE RIGHT

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

...MAYBE I WILL ONE DAY

1. NO WAY AM I WRITING THE REST. THAT WAS A JOKE. JOKE I TELL YOU.
6. YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME FIRST.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

...WHY WOULD I KILL YOU IF I WROTE PIKAME? OR IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME. *eyes*

I want to get out of this evil accounting room so I can pester you because what is this Moo tells me about FIC I HAVE NOT SEEN. I am wounded, do you hear me, wounded.

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

um. I WROTE IT WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING. IT IS VERY EMO. YOU WILL WANT TO CRY AT ME WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID TO CERTAIN PEOPLE.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Or possibly, while I was in class. XD

...you know what there's ten minutes left and everyone's left, I'M GOING HOME. AND WE WILL DISCUSS THIS IN PERSON. sort of. on AIM. XD