avoidance memeage
Oct. 5th, 2007 11:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

good news: I found my missing snippet - despite having Very Clear memories of writing it down by hand, it was in Google Docs. ahahaha. ^^;
bad news: instead of working on it or translating or doing something else useful, I am curled up in a ball with Cramp of Doom.
neutral news: so to entertain myself instead, I am posting a meme.
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.
Why yes, yes I do know exactly what I'm inviting on my own head. (
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uchi travels back in time and joins hikaru genji
aiba+jun jungle animal AU
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Date: 2007-10-06 04:59 am (UTC)drugsgood thoughts* I hope you feel better soon.I...don't really know what you'd never write. Would it be evil of me to ask for K8 fic?
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:02 am (UTC)You - you could? If you think I'd never write K8 fic. XDD (I don't even know the answer to that one, to be honest. *g*)
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:09 am (UTC)Let me think about it for a bit.
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:11 am (UTC)take your time. ♥
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-06 05:18 am (UTC)although to be fair I would pretty awful company right now as right now I am a ball of pure undiluted OWWWW. but, but, have fun going to NY even though it's without meeee. ♥
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:48 am (UTC)ahaha Karen you are sweet. ♥ As far as KAT-TUN goes the only ones I really want to think about in sexual situations are Jin and Kame but your comment in general is spot on. *g*
Also, have you gotten any mysterious packages lately? *beams*
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Date: 2007-10-06 06:26 am (UTC)CAN YOU SEE MY SADFACE. )))))): (I do not think this counts.)
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Date: 2007-10-06 06:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-10-06 07:54 am (UTC)2. Shige is a geisha in the edo period, Koyama a customer...
3. Stargate Atlantis AU. Kame, Jin and Pi are a team...
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Date: 2007-10-06 09:41 am (UTC)*kicks Cramp of Doom* painkillers and hot water bottles ftw!
1. Pikame
sorry- Kame and Pi move in together >:D2. Pin deathfic (don't write that one D:)
3. JE Submarine AU
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Date: 2007-10-06 09:55 am (UTC)...I should write the Pin deathfic just to be contrary but - no, I couldn't bring myself to do that. meep!
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Date: 2007-10-06 12:22 pm (UTC)WOULD YOU KILL ME IF I SAID PIKAME THREE TIMES
OKAY, I'M NOT THAT MEAN
OR AM I1. RYU'S IN CANADA. HE GOES TO AMERICA ON A SHORT HOLIDAY DURING BREAK. JIN IS IN AMERICA, STUDYING. ERGO, SMUT.
2. PIKAME. DUH
3. NINO/RYO. WHAT? I ACTUALLY WANT THIS.
THEY'LL DESTROY JE TOGETHER4. PIN DECIDE TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD IN A SERIES OF RAINBOW COLOURED PAPER BOATS THAT AIBA DESIGNED AND PUT TOGETHER. SOMEHOW, THEY DON'T SINK UNTIL THEY GET ALL THE WAY TO CHINA.
THE CHALLENGE IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY MANAGE TO HAVE HOT SEX IN A PAPER BOAT AND NOT SINK5. JE IS A HOST CLUB. WE NEED ONE OF THESE FICS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW.
6. PIKAME. SECOND TIME JUST TO HURT YOU.
7. KOKI/KAME/PI. *BEAMS*
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:09 pm (UTC)1. ...not bad.
2. No
3. ahahahaha ALL JE SHALL TREMBLE AND DESPAIR
4. ...
5. DID I EVER GET A CHANCE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOST CLUB AU MOO AND I WERE PLOTTING. I think I kept getting distracted! in which case, um, funny coincidence! XDD
6. STILL NO
7. OH HELL NO
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Date: 2007-10-06 04:04 pm (UTC)2. Something with Ueda and Ohkura as a pairing. Because didn't I just see that somewhere...? XD
3. L'Arc~en~Ciel interacting with some JE group. I don't know if this would even be possible for you to write (do you KNOW much about L'arc?), but they all bump into each other on music shows all the time and what not, so the scenario is entirely plausible.
I win? :D
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Date: 2007-10-06 05:11 pm (UTC)3. I do indeed know L'arc! I went through quite a j-rock phase in high school and even though I'm not as crazy about them anymore I still listen to their music. :D
Not bad - slightly cracky but nothing involving, you know, brain bleach. Thumbs up!
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Date: 2007-10-06 09:13 pm (UTC)DDD: I hope the cramp is better now, at least? <3
* You never seem to want to write about Jin's photoshoots and its subsequent effects on Kame, who then does even more fanservice with Koki and then there will be teh pissing off and making with the jealousy of each other and slkafjlsdjf *_*. I mean, uh, you would never write that. D:
* AKAME GOLFING CONTEST AND THERE WILL NOT BE ANY WHACKING OF GOLF BALLS INTO OTHER'S BUTTS (BY ACCIDENT? ~_^ ...OR IS IT. XD) AND SO SNARKY KAME SNIPPING AT JIN ABOUT JIN ROLLING HIS HIPS EVERYTIME HE ATTEMPTS A SHOT BUT THEN JIN INSISTS THAT THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HIT THE BALL AND OF COURSE YOU WOULD NOT WRITE ABOUT LOSING THE BALL IN TEH WOODS AND IT BEING DARK WHEN THEY FIND IT AND NO SHRIEKING JIN OR FED UP KAME AND THUS NO SEX IN THE GOLF-CART WHY MER, YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS.
* I do not think you would write an AU starring Jinnifer and, uh, Kameko. Because that would not be sexy at all.
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Date: 2007-10-06 11:17 pm (UTC)....VERY CLEVER. I THINK YOU AND
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Date: 2007-10-07 04:39 am (UTC)I hope your cramps get better.
OMG MEME WHERE I *MIGHT* GET FIC YAY.
1. YuuRyoPin.
...What. Is it so wrong to want this. IS IT.
2. Nishikato. (You seem to be of the Koyato-shipper type to me? NO IDEK, DON'T ASK ME.) Anyways. I wantloveneed snarky!Ryo and poor, sad, self-conscious!Shige. :((( Come on, do you not see the appeal?
3. Uhm. Hm.
Hm.
...idk! Drunk!Pikame. Gen or not. Pre-Nobuta! :D
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Date: 2007-10-07 10:10 am (UTC)1. ....NO IT IS NOT. *___*
2. I am indeed a Koyato shipper. XD Ryo/Shige is interesting in theory - like, I'd read it - but you're write, I'd probably never write it myself. Hmmm. ;D
3. ...someday I will have to write a Pikame story just to heal myself from this awful allergy - OH HEY YOU SAID GEN! GEN, I CAN MAYBE HANDLE. XD
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