avoidance memeage

[acchikocchi]

good news: I found my missing snippet - despite having Very Clear memories of writing it down by hand, it was in Google Docs. ahahaha. ^^;

bad news: instead of working on it or translating or doing something else useful, I am curled up in a ball with Cramp of Doom.

neutral news: so to entertain myself instead, I am posting a meme. shut up I started the last one I'm totally getting better

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Why yes, yes I do know exactly what I'm inviting on my own head. (wintersjuly, I'm looking at you. staring, really. XD) But I'm really curious to know what you guys really think I'd never write, so um try to keep that in mind instead of just making these the "Let's Make Meredith Write Her Own Worst Nightmares" meme. P-please? XD

edit to link results:
uchi travels back in time and joins hikaru genji
aiba+jun jungle animal AU

Comments

[ilanala]

*sends drugs good thoughts* I hope you feel better soon.

I...don't really know what you'd never write. Would it be evil of me to ask for K8 fic?

[araanaz9.livejournal.com]

Um.... what would Mer never write? Well, she'd never write PiKame, that's for sure. XD But I'm not that evil...

Let me think about it for a bit.

[therhoda.livejournal.com]

hummm, wonder if we could get you to write some Hana Kimi drama fic for us. They did leave the end wide open!

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I WISH YOU WERE HERE T_______T

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK YOU WILL EVER WRITE MORE TAY*J.

CAN YOU SEE MY SADFACE. )))))): (I do not think this counts.)

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH. And I noticed you have some kind of deep-seated hatred for Kame. Not sure what that's about, but clearly you will never write Akamepi. :o

[darlita.livejournal.com]

1. Yamapi and Jin discover Harry Potter's wand.
2. Shige is a geisha in the edo period, Koyama a customer...
3. Stargate Atlantis AU. Kame, Jin and Pi are a team...

[mananeh.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for finding the snippet! :D

*kicks Cramp of Doom* painkillers and hot water bottles ftw!



1. Pikame sorry - Kame and Pi move in together >:D
2. Pin deathfic (don't write that one D:)
3. JE Submarine AU

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE MORE, MER MAY OR MAY NOT WRITE THEM, BUT ANITA ACTUALLY WANTS THEM. SO DO I GET A REWARD IF I NAME STUFF YOU REALLY WOULDN'T WRITE? CAN I NAME MORE THAN THREE.

WOULD YOU KILL ME IF I SAID PIKAME THREE TIMES

OKAY, I'M NOT THAT MEAN OR AM I

1. RYU'S IN CANADA. HE GOES TO AMERICA ON A SHORT HOLIDAY DURING BREAK. JIN IS IN AMERICA, STUDYING. ERGO, SMUT.
2. PIKAME. DUH
3. NINO/RYO. WHAT? I ACTUALLY WANT THIS. THEY'LL DESTROY JE TOGETHER
4. PIN DECIDE TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD IN A SERIES OF RAINBOW COLOURED PAPER BOATS THAT AIBA DESIGNED AND PUT TOGETHER. SOMEHOW, THEY DON'T SINK UNTIL THEY GET ALL THE WAY TO CHINA. THE CHALLENGE IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY MANAGE TO HAVE HOT SEX IN A PAPER BOAT AND NOT SINK
5. JE IS A HOST CLUB. WE NEED ONE OF THESE FICS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW.
6. PIKAME. SECOND TIME JUST TO HURT YOU.
7. KOKI/KAME/PI. *BEAMS*

also, i'm amused people think we both hate kame

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

1. Junior/Senpai. Seriously. Like, any junior seme is just. There's this thing. Especially if it's Nikaido/Ryo. And yes, I'll suggest this to anyone doing the meme, because I honestly don't think ANYONE would write it. ^_^

2. Something with Ueda and Ohkura as a pairing. Because didn't I just see that somewhere...? XD

3. L'Arc~en~Ciel interacting with some JE group. I don't know if this would even be possible for you to write (do you KNOW much about L'arc?), but they all bump into each other on music shows all the time and what not, so the scenario is entirely plausible.


I win? :D

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HAPPY YOU FOUND THE FIC SNIPPET.

DDD: I hope the cramp is better now, at least? <3

* You never seem to want to write about Jin's photoshoots and its subsequent effects on Kame, who then does even more fanservice with Koki and then there will be teh pissing off and making with the jealousy of each other and slkafjlsdjf *_*. I mean, uh, you would never write that. D:

* AKAME GOLFING CONTEST AND THERE WILL NOT BE ANY WHACKING OF GOLF BALLS INTO OTHER'S BUTTS (BY ACCIDENT? ~_^ ...OR IS IT. XD) AND SO SNARKY KAME SNIPPING AT JIN ABOUT JIN ROLLING HIS HIPS EVERYTIME HE ATTEMPTS A SHOT BUT THEN JIN INSISTS THAT THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HIT THE BALL AND OF COURSE YOU WOULD NOT WRITE ABOUT LOSING THE BALL IN TEH WOODS AND IT BEING DARK WHEN THEY FIND IT AND NO SHRIEKING JIN OR FED UP KAME AND THUS NO SEX IN THE GOLF-CART WHY MER, YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS.

* I do not think you would write an AU starring Jinnifer and, uh, Kameko. Because that would not be sexy at all.

[inevitabilityy.livejournal.com]

I am happy that you found your snippet! Haha, I think it'll be funny if it was on one of the assignments you turned in.

I hope your cramps get better.

OMG MEME WHERE I *MIGHT* GET FIC YAY.

1. YuuRyoPin.

...What. Is it so wrong to want this. IS IT.

2. Nishikato. (You seem to be of the Koyato-shipper type to me? NO IDEK, DON'T ASK ME.) Anyways. I wantloveneed snarky!Ryo and poor, sad, self-conscious!Shige. :((( Come on, do you not see the appeal?

3. Uhm. Hm.

Hm.

...idk! Drunk!Pikame. Gen or not. Pre-Nobuta! :D