anyone who said they missed me probably didn't mean "come back and spam us, mer!"

[acchikocchi]

So I'm feeling really contrary about writing right now and want to write nothing but, like, light-hearted fluffy entertainment until the end of time just to protest against the idea that something else is preferable. XD;;; Also I don't want to do any of the things I should be doing (cleaning, appointment-making, fic challenges) so. Perfect opportunity to, um, steal an idea from unrequitedangst from a while back -- give me an AU prompt and I'll write you a snippet for it. Offer good for the rest of the day or until I actually decide to be productive; author reserves the right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request.

hit me.

edit: results so far:
evil team kat-tun from lazulisong's legendary sparkling rainbow storm rangers 'verse
kimi wa petto: akame remix, or jin-inna-box
lady and the tramp, only cats -- okay you should really read the prompt for this one
student council news

Comments

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

o/ TELL ME ABOUT EVIL TEAM KAT-TUN OKAY

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Akamepi. Historical fantasy romance. :| Y'know, one of those Regency-with-magic dealies.

[ginzarhapsody.livejournal.com]

college KoyamaPi (simple, I know, I need my KoyamaPi *glee*)

[unrequitedangst.livejournal.com]

FDSKLFDS I JUST LAUGHED. My AU post that I ....... never finished.

High school AU! Each group is a different clique.

[pastdazed.livejournal.com]

. . . Oh can I be evil? CAN I?

But no, I can't think of anything quite so great as what is currently happening in the Nightrunner series.

[razberrycreme.livejournal.com]

right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request. XDDDDDDDDDDDDD ♥

Will...will you write me akame, with kame trying to take over the world but being thwarted by jin *__* (Suddenly have pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain stuck in my...brain. XD)

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Pin; Yamapi is a farmer, Jin is a milkmaid (or whatever the male form of milkmaid is. is there even one?).

Yeah, no idea where that one came from.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

Since I just finished rewatching Kimi wa Petto,

Kame is an emotionally unavailable businessman who comes home one day to find Jin in a box outside his front door. He takes him in. :D

[ilanala]

NINJAS. Because I can. XD Your choice of people.

[gingifere.livejournal.com]

PIRATES! Um anyone really as long as Kame is somehow involved (I do not do subtle).

OR! Shige and Kame swap bands for the day. kajs idk, Shige has a near nervous breakdown trying to get KAT-TUN to photoshoots/recordings etc on time whilst Kame spends the entire time being force fed by Massu, mothered by Koyama, climbed on by Tegoshi, snarked at by Ryo and idk laughed at by Yamapi. kamsjs A++ if somehow you ninja Akamepi in there :DDD

BRINGIN' IN DA STORM.

[honooko.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to start a movement of ARASHI AS GIRLS. Because man, they'd be adorable.

JOIN US.

[yamapea.livejournal.com]

icon. :x give me mermaid je au.

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

Jin is the most fail medical student ever. But on rotation, he meets attending doctor Yamapi, who inspires him to do good work...

[thawrecka]

Koki & Kame buddyfic ...in space! Possibly happening upon Yamapi the alien.

[anamuan.livejournal.com]

JE is actually an elite science track middle school.

[procreational.livejournal.com]

KAT-TUN as panic at the disco.

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

PURPLE DRAGON!JIN AND BLANKFACED DRAGONRIDER!KAME

WHERE PI REALLY WANTED THE PURPLE DRAGON BUT THE AWESOME GOLD(?) ONE CHOSE HIM INSTEAD AND KAME WAS ALL 'OMG ANY ONE OF THEM BUT THE PURPLE ONE' BUT JIN CHOSE HIM AND PI KEEPS BOUNDING OVER COZ HE THINKS THE PURPLE DRAGON IS AWESOME AND KAME IS ALL 'Stop making kissy faces at my dragon :| :| :|'

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

Frog!Kame and prince!Jin.

/covering all my bases

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

I AM RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE IN TWO MINUTES, THEREFORE I WILL RESERVE A SPOT FOR WHEN I GET BACK

(on the otherhand, you could always write me swauve criminal!jin and policeman!kame. or the other way around :Dv)

[pithetaphish]

I've been reading Soseki's 'I Am a Cat' and have had the spaghetti scene from 'Lady and the Tramp' replaying in my head for the past 3 days.

Pampered housecat!Kame (Abyssinian perhaps?) gets lost or otherwise wanders on the wrong side of the tracks and discovers the JE alleycats, led by a (sociopathic?) Siamese!Pi and an overly curious Scottish Fold!Jin (who despite being a living proverb has managed to keep all but one of his 9 lives in reserve). With romantic noodle-scoffing in there somewhere.

(And if the alleycats just happened to be in a turf war with a group of ranging Japanese Bobtails, late of Osaka, well, I would just have to love you forever ^_~)

<3

[asinful.livejournal.com]

I've been sort of dying to see this AU happen, so why not dump this on your head here, right. Feel free to ignore me completely. ;)

Charlie's Angels AU. Kame, Jin and Yamapi are the angels. Koyama is Bosley. It would be beautiful. You could call it 'Johnny's Boys'.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

*SHRIEKS*

WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS?!

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

TAY*J SNAPSHOT A FEW YEARS IN THE FUTURE

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

PRINCESS PEACH!JIN AND MARIO!KAME

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

KAT-TUN meets their female girlband counterpart. Jin is indignant that his girl does not have the biggest boobs.