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HELLO FLIST, I AM HOME. HOME AND BURSTING WITH NEWS LOVE. but for now have some more cardfic.
Title: The One Where There Are Carrots
Characters: NEWS (but especially Ryo and Yamapi)
Rating: G (shock!)
Length: 577 words
Notes: For
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pinkpapyrus, for Christmas. ♥Ryo wrinkled his nose. "That's disgusting, even for you."
Yamapi slurped his carrot protein shake in contented silence. Ryo shook his head in disgust and returned his attention to his cell phone, from which he'd been emailing Jin. Your friend eats weird things, he typed, and then immediately deleted it. There was no telling what someone like Akanishi, who'd been bad enough even before several years' exposure to Yamapi, would think was normal.
"It's a seasonal thing," Yamapi said suddenly, as if that made perfect sense. Ryo looked at him disbelievingly.
"Seasonal? Like – winter?"
"Christmas," said Yamapi serenely, and took another drink.
Ryo knew, intellectually, that he should let it go. The answer was always to let it go. "How is it like Christmas."
Yamapi shrugged vaguely. "You know, Santa Claus," he said. "Here, you can finish it." He stood up, handed the mostly empty bottle to Ryo, and strolled away.
Ryo looked at the bottle in his hand. It smelled disgusting. He was going to throw it away right away -
It tasted even worse, and he immediately grabbed for his water bottle, cursing and making faces and spitting tiny flecks of carrot into the garbage. If that was the secret to Yamapi's muscle tone and clear complexion and soft hair, then he didn't want it. Any of it. Mostly.
He was contemplating his revenge when the director's assistant came to get him. He followed her obediently out to the open floor, where lighting equipment and props cluttered the floor, and menial assistants scuttled to and fro like so many oversized ants.
"We'd like to start with themed group shots," the assistant explained to him, as they wove past Massu and Tegoshi decked out in stocking caps and pointy belled slippers, and Shige examining a halo dubiously. "I think we'd like to start you with Yamashita-kun and Koyama-kun, if you could come this way, please – "
Yamapi was leaning against a large cardboard sleigh, wearing a very familiar red velveteen suit and twirling the matching hat on one finger. "Ho ho ho," he said when he saw Ryo. "Ho ho ho!"
Everything fell into place when the assistant handed him a pair of antlers.
"You knew," Ryo hissed, and lunged toward Yamapi, only there was a hand on his collar and he was stopped short.
"Nishikido-kun loves kidding around," Koyama's voice said cheerfully near his ear, and Ryo's vision cleared sufficiently to take in the production assistant, standing there with huge eyes. "Isn't the right, Nishikido-kun?" Koyama gave his collar a little shake.
Ryo gritted his teeth. "That's right," he said. "We play around a lot. Ha. Ha."
The production assistant nodded slowly. "All right," she said. "Well. If everything's fine I'll just – go get the photographer – " She didn't flee, exactly, but she was out of sight in approximately two and a half seconds.
"Let go of me," Ryo said irritably, and shrugged out of Koyama's grasp. Koyama, he saw when he turned, was wearing an identical antler headband and a fuzzy brown suit to match, not to mention his perpetual bright smile.
"We're cute reindeer, Ryo-chan!" Koyama said. "What's wrong with that?"
"It's not the reindeer," Ryo said, slanting a glare at Yamapi, who had stuck a hand inside his Santa hat to form a mouth and was apparently carrying on an engrossing conversation with it. "It's the carrots."
"Huh?" Koyama said.
"Never mind," Ryo said, and went to put on his reindeer suit.
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Date: 2007-12-18 01:21 am (UTC)If that was the secret to Yamapi's muscle tone and clear complexion and soft hair, then he didn't want it. Any of it. Mostly.
hahah ♥ reindeer ahah
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Date: 2007-12-18 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-18 01:33 am (UTC)Ryo gritted his teeth. "That's right," he said. "We play around a lot. Ha. Ha."
...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Oh, Ryo.
"Seasonal? Like – winter?"
"Christmas," said Yamapi serenely, and took another drink.
Kurisumasu. *___* Why is that hot in my head when Yamapi says it?
In conclusion, I adore you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
OH MY KINSLADY. ♥ I AM SO HAPPY I KNOW THEE.
(BAKANISHI-SA~N. O____O)
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Date: 2007-12-18 10:45 pm (UTC)*BEAMS* VERILY, I AM FULL WELL OVERJOYED THAT THIS HUMBLE OFFERING DOTH PLEASE YOUR DISCRIMINATING TASTE. ♥ ♥ ♥
(Bakanishi-san sends his regards.)
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Date: 2007-12-18 02:16 am (UTC)Poor Ryo. xDD And LMAO at Yamapi's random obliviousness at the end.
Ilusm. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:33 am (UTC)...*cracks up all over again*
sorry, yamapi. where was I? oh yes. yes, poor ryo. he suffers so. (he'll probably take it out on shige, though.) and yamapi's just floating through life as usual - did he actually know what was going on? who knows!
anyway ilu2. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:55 am (UTC)seriously how does Yamapi eat so MUCHI would love to see Ryo meet someone as snarky as himself. It would be amazing.
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:58 am (UTC)/my own mother
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-18 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:36 am (UTC)...anyways. thank you kindly. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:55 am (UTC)the other one they get, of course, is V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FLY! SO! HIGH! WIZ NEWS! *beams*
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Date: 2007-12-18 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-18 04:04 am (UTC)You wrote that to kill me, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU. DON'T LIE!!!1!! I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.
Oh my god this is so NEWS I hurt. I hurt from the awesome of it all and I think you singlehandedly just got me excited about fic again. l;a kjsdfio;awjeflkasdf I LOVE YOU. ALSO I MISS YOU, TOO. BUT MOSTLY LOVE LOVE LOVE AND LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:41 am (UTC)THANK YOU MY LOVE I am glad you are excited about fic eeeeee YAY NEWS LOVE ♥ ♥ ♥ ILU BACK FOREVER
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Date: 2007-12-18 08:14 am (UTC)And Okaeri!
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:44 am (UTC)Hee, thank you! The halo I was especially fond of. ;) and as is usually the case with Pi, no one knows what he knows and what he doesn't know. Good old Yamapi. XD
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Date: 2007-12-18 08:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-18 05:14 pm (UTC)So full of awesomeness. Please never stop writing. :D
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:45 am (UTC)thank you muchly, my love. I hope I won't. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-18 05:51 pm (UTC)lol, reindeer. XD XD
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:49 am (UTC)IT WAS
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Date: 2007-12-18 05:59 pm (UTC)Oh, getting the better of Ryo and then ignoring him to talk to your hat. XD XD XD *hugs Yamapi*
And the Shige cameo with the halo! HEE!
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:47 am (UTC)AND I LOVE ANGEL SHIGE. ajsdkls just, can't you imagine him in a halo and a white robe as the most disgruntled angel ever. XD
thanks a bunch for reading. :)
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-19 01:53 am (UTC)just like your icon does. :D
(how's the writing coming? XD)
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Date: 2007-12-19 01:57 am (UTC)(i'm writing at least? XD)
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Date: 2007-12-19 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-12-19 02:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-20 01:46 am (UTC)The first thing I thought of was how Yamapi was probably subconsciously promoting his veggie juice again XD
The second thing I thought of was whether I would catch a Ryo if I left out carrots with my milk and cookies on Xmas Eve XD
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Date: 2007-12-20 08:36 am (UTC)jaskdl this was before I'd heard about his veggie juice and I just about died laughing when I finally did hear about it. XD
hee! we should try that and see what happens! ;)
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Date: 2007-12-21 12:44 am (UTC)♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2007-12-21 12:46 am (UTC)p.s.
Date: 2007-12-21 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-22 08:22 am (UTC)I especially loved this line:
Your friend eats weird things, he typed, and then immediately deleted it. There was no telling what someone like Akanishi, who'd been bad enough even before several years' exposure to Yamapi, would think was normal.
dgjkjdlghioergng ilu.
Your writing is so very, very amazing. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-22 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-23 10:57 am (UTC)... it's only a matter of time until Jin arrives in a really ridiculous costume and they are going to mess up everything Yokoo cleaned up so nicely ... xD
Second: KF;MawefnbADV_M;fgbNY;M C:_LMSC; THIS WAS GREAT.
Third: I WANT TO DRINK PROTEIN SHAKES WITH CARROTS NOW.
BUT I THINK I DON'T HAVE ANY PROTEIN SHAKE STUFF LEFT.
WHAT TO DO? :O
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Date: 2007-12-23 11:02 am (UTC)THANK YOU. *beams* I'm glad you liked it! and I take the sudden desire for protein shakes as a great compliment. XD
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Date: 2007-12-23 11:16 am (UTC)HA HA I still had some protein powder. :3
That stuff doesn't taste half bad! I think it's something I can get used to.
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Date: 2007-12-28 07:17 am (UTC)ALSO I LOVE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE AS BITTER AS SHIGE AS AN ANGEL. JUST SAYING.
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Date: 2007-12-28 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-31 04:37 am (UTC)MER THIS IS CLARE. :( ADD ME?
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Date: 2007-12-31 05:05 am (UTC)OKAY SURE. *ADDS*