[fic] river in egypt (jin/yamapi)
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title: river in egypt
pairing: jin/yamapi
rating: pg
wordcount: 382
notes: for
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swtjemz ♥ technically, er, for christmas, but today it's her birthday! isn't that appropriate? *beams* based on the infamous 11/07 myojo intervew.Jin was jolted from his very pleasant daydreams of motorbikes and beach roads and possibly sex on the beach by the heavy slap of a magazine over the top of his head. "Ouch!" he said indignantly, clutching his head, and looked up accusingly at his attacker. "What was that for?"
"Interesting interview," Yamapi said, and tossed the magazine on the table next to Jin.
Jin only had to look at the cover to know what Yamapi was talking about. "Oh," he said weakly.
"I've never found a guy sexy," Yamapi said loudly. "I never want to. I would rather die than think a guy was sexy because guys have cooties."
"Shut up," Jin said from the depths of his folded arms.
"Sure, I sleep with guys sometimes, but they're not sexy, ew. I just have to do it because I can't get any girls – "
Jin's face was still hidden in his arms when he threw the magazine so Yamapi dodged it easily. When Yamapi started laughing, Jin finally looked up so he could glare properly.
"Since when do you read those magazines anyway?" he said resentfully.
"I like to know who's talking about me," Yamapi said. "Or – " he leaned in until he was almost nose to nose with Jin " – who isn't talking about me."
Jin swallowed involuntarily. A wide grin spread across Yamapi's face.
"Say it," he said, planting an elbow on each of Jin's shoulders.
"Over my dead body," Jin said. He was rather proud of the fact that his voice stayed relatively steady, despite Yamapi's dangerous and distracting proximity.
Yamapi leaned in further. "Say it," he breathed in Jin's ear.
"N-no." Jin's voice wavered this time.
Yamapi pulled back a bit and for a minute Jin entertained the admittedly surprising idea that he'd won, before Yamapi hooked a leg over Jin's thigh and straddled his lap. Jin sucked in a sharp breath and Yamapi grinned. "Say it."
"Fine," Jin said, gritting his teeth so he – hopefully – wouldn't sound as turned-on as he actually was. "You're sexy."
Yamapi beamed. "You've become so open-minded, Jin." Jin scowled, but before he could say anything, Yamapi cut him off with a long kiss.
"Open-mindedness is very sexy," he explained when they pulled apart.
Jin supposed he couldn't really argue with that.
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Date: 2008-01-22 05:22 am (UTC)No further examples needed, your honor.
Haha, this is so beautiful. Jin really should embrace
Yamapiopen-mindedness, I don't think anyone would complain. XDno subject
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Date: 2008-01-22 05:48 am (UTC)And I totally agree. Please, Jin, please do talk about all those guys you find sexy. Especially your best friend. I promise you won't lose any fans, quite the contrary. *_*
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Date: 2008-01-22 12:27 pm (UTC)*BEAMS*
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Date: 2008-01-22 02:45 pm (UTC)OH YES.
And Tego is probably going to become more of a god now that he's fully aware he has worshipers in addition to fans. XD
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Date: 2008-01-22 02:50 pm (UTC)that article makes me laugh SOHARD. i'm so glad i translated it.
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Date: 2008-01-23 12:25 am (UTC)P.S. Sex on the beach as in the drink, or the literal version? >D *bricked*
P.S.S. COPYCAT!YAMAPI SCANS. :DDDDDD
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Date: 2008-01-23 01:41 am (UTC)XDDDDD Ahaha! ILU Mer! ♥
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Date: 2008-01-23 02:44 am (UTC)(and you get extra points for the title)
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Date: 2008-01-23 03:19 am (UTC)♥♥♥
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Date: 2008-01-23 03:20 am (UTC)I love you too, Lana! ♥♥
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Date: 2008-01-23 03:20 am (UTC)(I was rather fond of it myself ;D)
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Date: 2008-01-23 03:22 am (UTC)1. ...BOTH. Drunken sex on the beach. :D :D :D (What would be the plural of the drink, anyway? Sex on the beaches? Sexes on the beach? I guess you can never order more than one...)
2. YES *______*
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Date: 2008-01-26 08:22 pm (UTC)rivers in egypt? o.O?
<333 love pin. [or TAY*J]. mmm. :D:D:D
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Date: 2008-01-26 09:31 pm (UTC)hurray for pin! ♥ thanks very much. :D
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Date: 2008-01-26 10:36 pm (UTC)thanks for explaining XD
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