anyone who said they missed me probably didn't mean "come back and spam us, mer!"

[acchikocchi]

So I'm feeling really contrary about writing right now and want to write nothing but, like, light-hearted fluffy entertainment until the end of time just to protest against the idea that something else is preferable. XD;;; Also I don't want to do any of the things I should be doing (cleaning, appointment-making, fic challenges) so. Perfect opportunity to, um, steal an idea from unrequitedangst from a while back -- give me an AU prompt and I'll write you a snippet for it. Offer good for the rest of the day or until I actually decide to be productive; author reserves the right to refuse Koki/Kame any unreasonable request.

hit me.

edit: results so far:
evil team kat-tun from lazulisong's legendary sparkling rainbow storm rangers 'verse
kimi wa petto: akame remix, or jin-inna-box
lady and the tramp, only cats -- okay you should really read the prompt for this one
student council news

Comments

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

Jin as a chocolatier. Sexier than Willy Wonka plz.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

laskhlsakghal this is really cliche, but. I WANT VAMPIRE!PIN, OKAY. One of them being a vampire. IT'S HOT, OKAY. (Thinking Lestat-hot, thanks.)

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

JIN IS A FORTUNE TELLER. EXCEPT HE CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL FORTUNES. BUT HE CAN BLOW THINGS UP.

Kame is not amused. Pi is his pet ferret.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

STRIPPER!JIN.

Okay, I think I've made my bias clear enough. xD

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

I LIED, MOM TEMPTED ME WITH TV.

JIN IS A CHEF WHO LANDS A SHOW ON THE FOOD NETWORK. EXCEPT THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY FILM BECAUSE HE KEEPS EATING EVERYTHING HE MAKES. CAMERAMAN IS NOT AMUSED.

kay now I'm really done because I have to go to karate. XD

I would not complain about karate instructor!Pi trying to teach student!Jin techniques that involve touching. Jin thinks he's being groped.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING IT 100 COMMENTS:

What if Yamapi went on hiatus instead of Jin?

Or, if that isn't AU enough:

Jin is a rural Japanese farmer who gets assaulted by a Hindu goddess walking home and is told he has to go on an epic quest to find the most valuable treasure in the world. On his quest, he meets Pi--almost getting his head lopped off in the process (Jin, not Pi)--who agrees to accompany him because Pi doesn't think Jin can actually wander around Japan by himself without getting eaten by lions. Because there were lions in rural Japan, don'tchaknow. Yamapi is a bit of an attack-happy samurai, so really, Jin ends up getting them out of trouble more than Pi does. Whether or not they actually find the most valuable treasure in the world is up to you (but you know, some treasures aren't material items ^_~).

:D