fic: nice day (for a white wedding) [leo messi/cristiano ronaldo]

acchikocchi: it's like Leo and Cris are eloping.
nahco3: DO NOT GIVE ME IDEAS.
nahco3: BECAUSE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I WILL BE WRITING ABOUT THEM GETTING MARRIED IN A CEREMONY OFFICIATED BY MOURINHO.

How this ended up with me writing about them getting married in a ceremony officiated by Mourinho? If ONLY I KNEW. This is essentially cleaned up commentfic so, uh, maybe don't expect a lot of deep character analysis here. Other than how this is of course symbolic of how I would like all the Clasico drama to be cleared up.

Nice Day (For A White Wedding)
Pairing: Leo Messi/Cristiano Ronaldo; others heavily implied. Appearances by the majority of Real Madrid and Barcelona.
Word Count: 7800
Rating: PG
Notes: Crack. Utter crack. Humor at the expense of everyone involved. Edited for rampant italics and other problems by nahco3, which is only fair since it's her fault. Title after the song, natch.

Summary: Leo's the one eloping with Cristiano Ronaldo, so why is it up to Cesc to make sure nothing goes wrong? And what kind of elopement has an afterparty, anyway?

( it's a nice day to start again )