Iker can join Xavi in a mutual pact of NEVER TALKING ABOUT THIS AGAIN. EVER. The deal is sealed with lots and lots and lots of alcohol and some cathartic abuse of each other's teams before passing out semi-spooning which they will both deny in the morning and forever afterwards.
Cris: .......did Leo say he was unhappy? D: D: D: Oh my god, Cris ;___; does he make paranoid lists in his head of all the things he thinks he might have done wrong then start stiffly apologising to Leo in a big rush next time he sees him and Leo is like "....... whut?"
Leo: look at everyone getting along! Everyone: *awkward side-eyeing* Cris: *poker-faced small talk* Cesc: yeah. Getting along. That's... what's happening. Pique: everyone should have more drinks! So. Cristiano, my man. I've been wondering. Who's on top? Cesc: OH MY GOD GERARD. OH MY GOD. I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.
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Date: 2011-09-19 08:59 am (UTC)Iker can join Xavi in a mutual pact of NEVER TALKING ABOUT THIS AGAIN. EVER. The deal is sealed with lots and lots and lots of alcohol and some cathartic abuse of each other's teams before passing out semi-spooning which they will both deny in the morning and forever afterwards.
Cris: .......did Leo say he was unhappy? D: D: D:
Oh my god, Cris ;___; does he make paranoid lists in his head of all the things he thinks he might have done wrong then start stiffly apologising to Leo in a big rush next time he sees him and Leo is like "....... whut?"
Leo: look at everyone getting along!
Everyone: *awkward side-eyeing*
Cris: *poker-faced small talk*
Cesc: yeah. Getting along. That's... what's happening.
Pique: everyone should have more drinks! So. Cristiano, my man. I've been wondering. Who's on top?
Cesc: OH MY GOD GERARD. OH MY GOD. I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.