Puyol: I just need to make sure he's not taking advantage. Iker: I don't - why are you asking me. this is none of our business. Puyol: oh yes it is. *cracks knuckles* Iker: if I double check my trusted teammate who I'm sure is being appropriately respectful can we just NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
then Iker has to have this INCREDIBLY AWKWARD conversation with Cris where he's like, I would never interfere with your private life but Carles is worried about Leo so I said I'd ask.
Cris: .......did Leo say he was unhappy? D: D: D: Iker: NO. I DON'T KNOW. DON'T QUOTE ME. TALK TO THEM YOURSELF. (what have I done.)
and then Cris has to go visit and like, be Introduced to Leo's friends (because he thinks it will make Leo happy, which it does) and it is incredibly awkward for both sides and everyone's really glad when the next Clasico comes up and they can all just focus on beating each other into the ground again.
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Date: 2011-09-19 08:13 am (UTC)Iker: I don't - why are you asking me. this is none of our business.
Puyol: oh yes it is. *cracks knuckles*
Iker: if I double check my trusted teammate who I'm sure is being appropriately respectful can we just NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
then Iker has to have this INCREDIBLY AWKWARD conversation with Cris where he's like, I would never interfere with your private life but Carles is worried about Leo so I said I'd ask.
Cris: .......did Leo say he was unhappy? D: D: D:
Iker: NO. I DON'T KNOW. DON'T QUOTE ME. TALK TO THEM YOURSELF. (what have I done.)
and then Cris has to go visit and like, be Introduced to Leo's friends (because he thinks it will make Leo happy, which it does) and it is incredibly awkward for both sides and everyone's really glad when the next Clasico comes up and they can all just focus on beating each other into the ground again.