acchikocchi: (footie // chibi villa will still cut you)
acchikocchi ([personal profile] acchikocchi) wrote2010-07-17 02:15 am

ill-advised crossovers, part 272381 in a series

And, inevitably, my two current sources of reading material collide. Don't ask, because I won't be able to answer. (Actually, I'm not sure if there's any on the flist who would get this in the first place. XD) Though it's been long enough since I've written anything that I should probably just be grateful.


David's first memory was of flight: a formation of dragons bound for Tenerife, miniature colored arrows darting across the searing blue sky. Any early memories of Tenerife itself had been supplanted by the one -- a view across the water of the harbor bristling with ships and the sky black with powder, and above it a sinuous red curve, silhouetted against the blaze, opening its mouth to unleash a jet of flame.

Scarely a month had passed before they were calling it the Battle of Santa Cruz de Tenerife; David, not yet eight years of age, had not understood. He knew only that he woke each night from fearful dreams of smoke and fire and the heavy boom of artillery, weeping with terror, calling for his mother with a voice that would not come.

Yet here he was, not a dozen years later, hunkering down in scrubby mountains hundreds of miles from his home, plotting against an enemy that had been an ally, on behalf of the ships that had burned the harbor. And if that were not enough --

There was a rush of air, as if to signal a great movement overhead. "What are you brooding about now?" came a low, irritable rumble just above his head.

David turned his face up and smiled. "Oh," he said, "it is nothing."

Guaje snorted. A small tongue of flame shot from his snout and scorched the bare earth next to where David sat.

"Truly," David insisted. "I was only thinking on yesterday's raid."

This was meant to distract, and Guaje nearly took the bait; he had acquitted himself particularly well and had preened almost incessantly since. But then he narrowed his eyes and swung his head down to examine David more closely. "You don't look very happy about it."

Damn. "I am," David protested. "Captain Albelda says it will be several days at the least before Bonaparte's brother in the capital realizes what has gone wrong, and where, and by then we will have struck the line again." It was remarkable how skeptical a dragon could appear, David thought as Guaje continued to watch him; then inspiration seized him. "It is only, the French outpost had no dragons -- their supplies will not last us more than a few days, at the very most."

"Yes," Guaje said smugly, "they were not expecting me." He stretched his sleek, red-tipped wings and shook them once; whether in restlessness or in pride, David could not tell. "Do not trouble yourself overmuch. Unlike some creatures of my acquaintance, I have no need cattle every morning and evening. I hunt very well for myself."

It was on the tip of David's tongue to ask whether Guaje intended to do so without setting the forest alight for every French soldier within ten leagues to see, and also about his thoughts on the meaning of the word "stealth", but he elected instead to make a sort of placatory murmuring noise. Undoubtedly Guaje could be very stealthy when he put a mind to it, after all; though David did not know precisely how long he had evaded both the royal regiment from which he had escaped and the occupying French forces, either feat was to be commended, especially for a creature of Guaje's size and particular talents.

Perhaps he should suggest to Albelda that they consider -- but the sight, to a French soldier, of Guaje roaring down breathing fire and destruction was undoubtedly effective, and he took such evident pleasure in doing so that David hardly had the heart to ask him to do otherwise.

He had chosen to stay with David, after all. The thought still kindled a palpable warmth in David's chest.

There was another a whoosh of air and David was suddenly confronted with a large, gleaming black eye. Guaje's eyes were like onyx, David had thought several times before, or jet -- He held the unblinking gaze until Guaje said, suspiciously, "Are you certain you're not brooding."

David gave him another smile, more genuine this time. "I am certain."

Guaje reared back, a huge curving bulk of red and black and cream. "At this rate," he said, "we'll have them running in months. Then you can go home. Just leave it to me." His tail lashed, and abruptly he leaned down and nudged his nose roughly against David's shoulder.

Months ago, the strength of it would have set David stumbling backwards. Now he found he was smiling wide enough to split his face. "I am in no particular hurry. Come," he said to Guaje, getting to his feet, "let's find you something to eat."




Notes:

1. Villa is a Flecha-del-Fuego. Just in case you were wondering.

2. After most of the country got fed up with Napoleon anointing his brother King of Spain, Asturias was the first province to revolt. Then guerilla warfare was born. For real!

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Alkjfsl;kadklhjklgs;lskklsfms

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
also did i just read football fic
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*CACKLES*

Why yes. Yes you did. :Dv

(Hey, I've got some recs if you're interested...)

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
*CLAPS HANDS OVER EYES*

YOU ARE A VERY BAD PERSON

omg recs gimme gimme
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCCESS

any preferences for club, nationality, players, etc.

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
well, i don't know many clubs or teams than well? i know most of england, australia (but only so i could point and say "you suck *insert random australian player*" and occasionally, "uh, hi cahill. you're not my type at all, but you're so pretty *_*"), the reallllly well known ones from say, spain, argetina, france and italy (my brother supports juventus ahahahaha)

if there are like, more than three players from three different teams i'm going to run out of the room to ask my brother about them - which, how do you tell your brother you need information on players because you want to read fic about them? *MORTIFIED*

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
unfortunately i keep thinking of the wrong david...
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
....dare I ask.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me you mean Archuleta.
Edited 2010-07-17 21:11 (UTC)

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
sf;kljjsfl;ks; NO. but i kept thinking it was david beckman because i just saw an interview with him in it and lakfjklajdklajkl the thought of that squeaky voice talking to a dragon cracked me up inappropriately every single time XDDDDD
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
dying. DYING. no no, it's the tiny and adorable David Silva (http://usoccers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/david-silva-300x300.gif). (Not to be confused with the almost as tiny but significantly angrier David Villa. Who is the dragon.)

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
s;aflkl;ksf;s OKAY, SO HE IS REALLY GODDAMN ADORABLE

(this is almost as bad as the time i got into tennis fic. or swimming fic. or skat - I REALLY NEED TO STOP DOING THIS? though, btw, i do not understand anything at all about that skating wank on fandom-wank. i read it, and objectively everything is in english, BUT COMPREHENSION DOES NOT HAPPEN D:)
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
*POUNCES* RIGHT? And you haven't even seen this (http://i31.tinypic.com/2r3a1ps.gif) yet.

Silva is amazing because he's like five and a half feet tall or something but incredibly scrappy on the field, to the point of headbutting a German half a foot taller than him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0e4uChxscs) ahahahaha oh man I love him so much. Plus he can score goals like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmvYjJZBzaE).

The skating wank - oh man, I don't even know. I read it and. yes. does not compute.

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
villa needs to shave that chin fluff off, stat. aside from that, they are cute *_*

aldjkklajdkla that goal is amazing *__________________*

oh wow, silva just sort of knocked him on the head lightly and he's like, "OH MY GOD HE GOT ME IN THE HEAD. DAAAAAADDDD" (which is possibly why i tend to laugh at soccer players so often. dude, stop pretending this stuff hurts anything but your ego dammit)
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHA I KNOW HE LOOKS SO SURPRISED. "Did that little Spaniard really just -- ??"

Aren't (http://www.les-transferts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/villa_silva.jpg) they (http://img.skysports.com/08/07/218x298/silva-villa_996906.jpg) just (http://i31.tinypic.com/szjs7p.gif). Attempts at unnecessary facial hair is a disease that afflicts the majority of the Spanish NT at one time or another but Villa looks weirdly naked without his soul patch. XD His "Look at me wrong and I cut you" faces just aren't the same without it.

(I'm working on the recs, by the way - in the meantime, [livejournal.com profile] meretricula just posted a bunch.)

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
kl;jdsaklajdl but - but he'd be a hundred times better looking without it! (also, soul patch dlkjklajdklajd)

you are still a terrible person but silva is really adorable. he's like, david archuleta adorable. and you do know this means reading anything above a pg-13 is going to be REALLY REALLY HARD

also i think you should tell me where to find johnny/stephane fic, because OF COURSE my otp is the one that virtually no one writes in fandom, OF COURSE ;_;

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
...i did not mean it like that
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
dskja;d good Johnny/Stephane fic that doesn't involve a lot of fangirl French is hard to find!

Outtakes by [livejournal.com profile] kartography, of course
Comme fanent les roses (http://mosca.livejournal.com/390244.html) by [livejournal.com profile] mosca
I have not actually read The Surface of the Sea (http://neery.livejournal.com/114223.html) but I hear it's v. good
Why Eliot Halverson Should Stay Off The Internet (http://community.livejournal.com/skatingkink/1113.html?thread=412761#t412761) is ridiculously hilarious
and the Viking AU is good, too, I'll track it down if you haven't read it already

I'm a month or two behind, though. Maybe there is something else good lurking here (http://delicious.com/popular/johnny%2Fstephane)...

Dinner now, then more football pimpage. Heh.

[identity profile] wintersjuly.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
have dinner. i'm just reading the eliot one and dying XDDDD

(also i still have a cold and drugged up on medication. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF THIS)

[identity profile] winterspel.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I freaking love this. ♥♥
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. ♥ (Thank you for reading, even, I honestly wasn't expecting anyone to. *g*)

[identity profile] winterspel.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding me? I would read anything you wrote, but especially this. Of course! :D

Btw, have you read the new Temeraire yet? If so, how is it?
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-17 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. I bought it yesterday, got about a chapter in, there was a brief mention of Spain, and I went ".............!!!" So, uh. Only sort of. XD

The exclamation marks are the sounds plot bunnies make, by the way. Just clearing that up.
Edited 2010-07-17 18:33 (UTC)

[identity profile] boyfolk.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
lol I'm dying OF COURSE DAVID VILLA WOULD BE A DRAGON. This is perfect, Mer. Even if I don't know what it's crossed over with. 8|v


HEY JUST WONDERING WHAT DO YOU SHIP
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
sdjka;lsd THANK YOU CLARE. I seriously was expecting to sort of toss this into the void, as it were. Doesn't Villa just have "fire-breather" written all over him... Anyway, the crossover is with [livejournal.com profile] naominovik's fantastic Temeraire novels. (She, uh, has a not-so-secret fandom alias; you may be familiar with her fic. *g*)

I SHIP A LOT OF THINGS... Villa/Silva, obviously. I feel like there is untapped potential in Ramos/Torres but have thus far found exactly one fic that provides a take on it I can get behind. (Okay, I might have started writing Fernando-wakes-up-as-a-girl fic. Don't judge me.) All the Germans/each other. Nesta/Ibrahimovic - Nesta/anyone-if-it's-well-written, really. idk, I haven't formed much in the way of hard and fast ships yet, I'm - I'm open to possibilities.

Are you still in China? How's things?

[identity profile] boyfolk.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
LOL HE DOES ugh I love him, he's like a little ball of blankfaced anger. I WOULD COWER IN THE FACE OF HIS FURY, I am not surprised the Spanish NT does too. I hope he's been really unimpressed with Pique's incessant Cesc stanning lately and puts him in his place when he gets to Barca. I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HER NOVELS and I have no idea what her fandom alias is...BUT I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

I like Villa/Silva too!! They're so cute together. UGHHH I am not a huge fan of Ramos unfortunately though I do see where that comes from. You should link me to that fic. :) ALSO OMG I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOUR FIC ahhhhh. I have a huge soft spot for Stevie/Xabi despite not actually liking either player that much. I like Stevie/Nando too if only because they're so cute irl.

CHINA IS GOOD! I laze around a lot. :|
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-19 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure how I ended up with this massive spot for Ramos in the first place, but suddenly it was there. idk, he's just so.... Sergio. I feel like his heart's in the right place. The big-eyed confused face (http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/naynaoko/bzuh.jpg) really reminds me of Jin, only with, you know, more nose.

Oh, I forgot about Stevie/Xabi! Yeah, I've definitely read quite a bit of that. XD. Something about Gerrard just rubs me the wrong way. It's totally irrational. As for Xabi, I have no strong feelings on him, he's very... quiet.

I just saw your China post! It's your last summer before college, you're totally allowed to be lazy. Soak it up. ♥

[identity profile] boyfolk.livejournal.com 2010-07-19 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Haha so Sergio, that's a perfect way to describe him. I do like how much of a family man he is, I respect that. And, you know, it's funny - despite not liking him very much, I somehow find myself wrestling with a Sergio/Fernando college AU that is threatening to take over my life. :\ If I were to ask you to read it occasionally for characterization, do you think you'd mind terribly?

I like Stevie and Xabi together infinitely more than I like either of them separately, which is weird. :( I like Stevie but he hasn't inspired in me the kinds of feelings he seems to inspire in true Liverpool fans (I think the only club I'm totally prepared to be a fan of for now is Barcelona, for whatever reason :|). I love him with his kids though. ;_; I love it when footballers look like good daddies (and most of them are) despite their scandals or whatever, like John Terry. JT I could never hate you as long as you are so adorable with your daughters ;_____________;

Haha, thank you! I am doing...way too much of that, basically. :|v
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-19 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If I were to ask you to read it occasionally for characterization, do you think you'd mind terribly?

NO

NOT AT ALL

HIT ME

:D

[identity profile] boyfolk.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I emailed you. :|v In case, you know, you wanted to see what I have of it now (read: not much). BUT NO PRESSURE.

[identity profile] meretricula.livejournal.com 2010-07-18 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD SO CUTE. n'awwwwwww! especially Guaje being all ARE YOU SAD? WHY ARE YOU SAD. STOP BEING SAD, IT MAKES ME ANNOYED. because of course he doesn't know how to express affection properly. ♥
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[identity profile] acchikocchi.livejournal.com 2010-07-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Thank you! ♥ Every time I get into a new fandom the first ideas are always ridiculous AUs, and Villa actually literally breathing fire was just too tempting to resist. :D