avoidance memeage

[acchikocchi]

good news: I found my missing snippet - despite having Very Clear memories of writing it down by hand, it was in Google Docs. ahahaha. ^^;

bad news: instead of working on it or translating or doing something else useful, I am curled up in a ball with Cramp of Doom.

neutral news: so to entertain myself instead, I am posting a meme. shut up I started the last one I'm totally getting better

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Why yes, yes I do know exactly what I'm inviting on my own head. (wintersjuly, I'm looking at you. staring, really. XD) But I'm really curious to know what you guys really think I'd never write, so um try to keep that in mind instead of just making these the "Let's Make Meredith Write Her Own Worst Nightmares" meme. P-please? XD

edit to link results:
uchi travels back in time and joins hikaru genji
aiba+jun jungle animal AU

Comments

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HAPPY YOU FOUND THE FIC SNIPPET.

DDD: I hope the cramp is better now, at least? <3

* You never seem to want to write about Jin's photoshoots and its subsequent effects on Kame, who then does even more fanservice with Koki and then there will be teh pissing off and making with the jealousy of each other and slkafjlsdjf *_*. I mean, uh, you would never write that. D:

* AKAME GOLFING CONTEST AND THERE WILL NOT BE ANY WHACKING OF GOLF BALLS INTO OTHER'S BUTTS (BY ACCIDENT? ~_^ ...OR IS IT. XD) AND SO SNARKY KAME SNIPPING AT JIN ABOUT JIN ROLLING HIS HIPS EVERYTIME HE ATTEMPTS A SHOT BUT THEN JIN INSISTS THAT THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HIT THE BALL AND OF COURSE YOU WOULD NOT WRITE ABOUT LOSING THE BALL IN TEH WOODS AND IT BEING DARK WHEN THEY FIND IT AND NO SHRIEKING JIN OR FED UP KAME AND THUS NO SEX IN THE GOLF-CART WHY MER, YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS.

* I do not think you would write an AU starring Jinnifer and, uh, Kameko. Because that would not be sexy at all.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

A little, thank you. :D

....VERY CLEVER. I THINK YOU AND shatteredinu HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. However, it - it's true that I probably wouldn't have written any of these scenarios otherwise. jk;fsdjf;ldsfjld;s

[matchynishi.livejournal.com]

WE DO! That is why we are friends!

"However, it - it's true that I probably wouldn't have written any of these scenarios otherwise. jk;fsdjf;ldsfjld;s"

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

ALSKDAKSLHF WHY ARE YOU THE THIRD PERSON WHO HAS MENTIONED THIS.

It is meant to be, Matchy. :D <333