avoidance memeage

[acchikocchi]

good news: I found my missing snippet - despite having Very Clear memories of writing it down by hand, it was in Google Docs. ahahaha. ^^;

bad news: instead of working on it or translating or doing something else useful, I am curled up in a ball with Cramp of Doom.

neutral news: so to entertain myself instead, I am posting a meme. shut up I started the last one I'm totally getting better

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Why yes, yes I do know exactly what I'm inviting on my own head. (wintersjuly, I'm looking at you. staring, really. XD) But I'm really curious to know what you guys really think I'd never write, so um try to keep that in mind instead of just making these the "Let's Make Meredith Write Her Own Worst Nightmares" meme. P-please? XD

edit to link results:
uchi travels back in time and joins hikaru genji
aiba+jun jungle animal AU

Comments

[ilanala]

I don't think you'd never write it (especially now that Gen tells me people have started working on you), but...not right now? I just don't know what else to torment you with that wouldn't scar me too. XD

So, umm...K8 drunken gen antics. A current JE guy travels back in time and joins Hikaru Genji. (Don't ask me where that came from.) Or...ridiculously angsty Pin where Jin pines horribly because he can never have Yamapi (for some reason or another).

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Okay, that's fair enough. XD

...I think that is a very accurate assessment of what I wouldn't write without this meme, good job. XDD why am I eyeing the Hikaru Genji one someone send help

[ilanala]

Well, I'm not sure who you like to write, but I know Massu roller skates, and Koyama, Shige and Kusano might too...

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

The assembled members of NEWS and Kanjani8 watched the screen in a silence born of equal parts shock and awe.

"They - they only had seven members. Didn't they," Koyama said.

"Are you sure there's not seven right there?" Shige offered weakly. "They move pretty fast on those skates, maybe
we're double counting or something - "

Just as the words left his mouth, the tall, gangly figure in the front slipped, flailed his arms fruitlessly for
balance, and went crashing down head over heels in a spectacular and uncontrolled wipeout. Tegoshi covered his
eyes. The others winced almost as one.

"No," Ryo said grimly, "that's definitely Uchi."



...I can't believe I just wrote that. XDDD

[ilanala]

I can't believe you wrote it either, but that's kind of amazing, in an extremely cracky way.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

I'll - I'll just be over here. Writing JE jungle AU. *buries face in hands*

[ilanala]

Haha, are you really? I think I quite like this meme...

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, I am. Unfortunately the boys showing up are probably not ones araanaz9 will appreciate as much but I, I couldn't let this idea go.

And I think this meme would more appropriately be phrased "Name two vaguely realistic scenarios as decoys and then the most cracked-out one you can think of for the respondent to actually write." Since clearly that's what I'm going to do.

[ilanala]

Well, I think jungle AU should be...interesting regardless of who shows up, just by virtue of being a jungle AU.

See, the point of those totally crack ideas was to scare you into writing the relatively normal things that people want to see, but apparently that really doesn't work very well on you...

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

*FACE STILL IN HANDS*

I know, here Gen basically says "SUBASSAN OR DEATH CRACK" and - of course I go for the crack. What's wrong with me. XD

[ilanala]

I don't know, but I'm very amused at your expense. (I'm sorry, did you want sympathy? I sympathize, but I'm still amused. XD )

Someone has to write good crack in this fandom. I guess this is you doing your part for the cause? But don't worry, with Gen and Ciara working on you, you'll be writing Subassan in no time anyway.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's fine, I know better than to expect sympathy from this crowd anyway. XD And yes, I feel it coming and I tremble where I stand.