*POUNCES* RIGHT? And you haven't even seen this (http://i31.tinypic.com/2r3a1ps.gif) yet.

Silva is amazing because he's like five and a half feet tall or something but incredibly scrappy on the field, to the point of headbutting a German half a foot taller than him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0e4uChxscs) ahahahaha oh man I love him so much. Plus he can score goals like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmvYjJZBzaE).

The skating wank - oh man, I don't even know. I read it and. yes. does not compute.