well, i don't know many clubs or teams than well? i know most of england, australia (but only so i could point and say "you suck *insert random australian player*" and occasionally, "uh, hi cahill. you're not my type at all, but you're so pretty *_*"), the reallllly well known ones from say, spain, argetina, france and italy (my brother supports juventus ahahahaha)

if there are like, more than three players from three different teams i'm going to run out of the room to ask my brother about them - which, how do you tell your brother you need information on players because you want to read fic about them? *MORTIFIED*