I. LOVED this fic. and I am having the football weekend from hell, so it was going to be a hard sell to get me to laugh at anything, but this is some good stuff! I do remember your writing from Fernando Torres and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Season, so I suppose it shouldn't have been a surprise to me that you are HILARIOUS. :)

Question: Are you a programmer IRL? All I write is SQL, but I may or may not have coworkers like these. ;-)