And then Leo (POOR LEO) has to break it to his teammates, because it's either he tells them...... or they find out from Sergio Ramos.

Pique: LOL GET IT LEO. hey, we should double date! (serious question: is he bigger than me. serious.)
Cesc: .....I'm. happy for you. but. WHY. do you like. sleep with him. oh god my brain.
Xavi: *DRINKS* *arranges major plan of argument for why this is a Bad Idea* *drinks more* *rewatches 5-0 tape to remind himself why Ronaldo isn't good enough for Leo* *forgets about why he was upset* *falls asleep curled around his wine bottle smiling smugly to himself*