I am CRYING. This is the most glorious, the most glorious thing, oh my god. I don't even have the words to express how hilarious this was, or how loudly I was laughing, or how excitable my texts to the_wild_son were telling her to read it.
"Hello?" Cesc said. He snapped his fingers, then waved a hand in front of Cristiano's face for good measure. "Cristiano? Hey, Sir Alex just called to congratulate you—"
Cristiano blinked and looked at Cesc. "What?" he said. "Were you talking to me?"
It is a special talent to take everything amusing and endearing from the wider football fandom and put it into one ridiculous crack fic. Seriously. Please have all the prizes ever.
Also, next time I party I am PARTYING LIKE THE RAMOS.
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"Hello?" Cesc said. He snapped his fingers, then waved a hand in front of Cristiano's face for good measure. "Cristiano? Hey, Sir Alex just called to congratulate you—"
Cristiano blinked and looked at Cesc. "What?" he said. "Were you talking to me?"
It is a special talent to take everything amusing and endearing from the wider football fandom and put it into one ridiculous crack fic. Seriously. Please have all the prizes ever.
Also, next time I party I am PARTYING LIKE THE RAMOS.