[fic] river in egypt (jin/yamapi)

[acchikocchi]

title: river in egypt
pairing: jin/yamapi
rating: pg
wordcount: 382
notes: for swtjemz ♥ technically, er, for christmas, but today it's her birthday! isn't that appropriate? *beams* based on the infamous 11/07 myojo intervew.


Jin was jolted from his very pleasant daydreams of motorbikes and beach roads and possibly sex on the beach by the heavy slap of a magazine over the top of his head. "Ouch!" he said indignantly, clutching his head, and looked up accusingly at his attacker. "What was that for?"

"Interesting interview," Yamapi said, and tossed the magazine on the table next to Jin.

Jin only had to look at the cover to know what Yamapi was talking about. "Oh," he said weakly.

"I've never found a guy sexy," Yamapi said loudly. "I never want to. I would rather die than think a guy was sexy because guys have cooties."

"Shut up," Jin said from the depths of his folded arms.

"Sure, I sleep with guys sometimes, but they're not sexy, ew. I just have to do it because I can't get any girls – "

Jin's face was still hidden in his arms when he threw the magazine so Yamapi dodged it easily. When Yamapi started laughing, Jin finally looked up so he could glare properly.

"Since when do you read those magazines anyway?" he said resentfully.

"I like to know who's talking about me," Yamapi said. "Or – " he leaned in until he was almost nose to nose with Jin " – who isn't talking about me."

Jin swallowed involuntarily. A wide grin spread across Yamapi's face.

"Say it," he said, planting an elbow on each of Jin's shoulders.

"Over my dead body," Jin said. He was rather proud of the fact that his voice stayed relatively steady, despite Yamapi's dangerous and distracting proximity.

Yamapi leaned in further. "Say it," he breathed in Jin's ear.

"N-no." Jin's voice wavered this time.

Yamapi pulled back a bit and for a minute Jin entertained the admittedly surprising idea that he'd won, before Yamapi hooked a leg over Jin's thigh and straddled his lap. Jin sucked in a sharp breath and Yamapi grinned. "Say it."

"Fine," Jin said, gritting his teeth so he – hopefully – wouldn't sound as turned-on as he actually was. "You're sexy."

Yamapi beamed. "You've become so open-minded, Jin." Jin scowled, but before he could say anything, Yamapi cut him off with a long kiss.

"Open-mindedness is very sexy," he explained when they pulled apart.

Jin supposed he couldn't really argue with that.

Comments

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

Yamapi is very sexy and Jin is just a little clueless, exhibit A: ads;lfka;lsdfj.

No further examples needed, your honor.

Haha, this is so beautiful. Jin really should embrace Yamapi open-mindedness, I don't think anyone would complain. XD

[thunder]

Hahah, this was very cute. ♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

asjdklsdjlks I knowwww. I appreciate that shot so much. *_* And we actually can thank Lord Tego for this one...

And I totally agree. Please, Jin, please do talk about all those guys you find sexy. Especially your best friend. I promise you won't lose any fans, quite the contrary. *_*

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

thanks a lot. ♥

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I love them so much. ♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

me too. ♥

[tinyangl.livejournal.com]

Nnnngh. Definitely sexy. I'm glad Jin agrees with so many other people.

[thawrecka]

Haha, this is so cute. Indeed, Jin, open-mindedness is very sexy.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

How could he not. *_*

[lothi-x.livejournal.com]

That was amazingly cute! And also sexy. But mostly very, very cute. :D ♥♥♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

If Jin was more publicly, ahem, open-minded it would definitely make him even more sexy. *_*

♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! Thank youuuu! ♥

[saturnianlove.livejournal.com]

mm, Yamapi-cooties.

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

as you said they would only make jin sexier. ♥

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

SO CUTE AND I LOVE IT VERY MUCH!!!!



*BEAMS*

[ununoriginal.livejournal.com]

*ROTFL* yamapi wins hands down!! great thing to come back to after a sucky day of work. thanks! :)

[pinkpapyrus.livejournal.com]

In JE, open mind means open legs, ne?

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

And we actually can thank Lord Tego for this one...
OH YES.

And Tego is probably going to become more of a god now that he's fully aware he has worshipers in addition to fans. XD

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥♥

that article makes me laugh SOHARD. i'm so glad i translated it.

[pixisticks.livejournal.com]

a/slgja;sgjl;alsg;aj. CUUUUUUTE. ♥ ♥ ♥ God I love that interview. Oh Jin. You try so hard, it's so adorable. Ilusm.

P.S. Sex on the beach as in the drink, or the literal version? >D *bricked*

P.S.S. COPYCAT!YAMAPI SCANS. :DDDDDD

[candy-future.livejournal.com]

Oh eww. Pi isn't sexy at all. Jin must be so desperate. I feel so bad for him having to use Pi as a last resort D:

XDDDDD Ahaha! ILU Mer! ♥

[anamuan.livejournal.com]

j;kagjlk;faljk ag this is adorable! :DDDD i love this ♥

(and you get extra points for the title)

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

I AM SO HAPPY YOU DO! ♥ ♥ ♥ *SNUGGLES*

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

hee! I am glad it could help a bit! ♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

Basically, yes. XD

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

sajkldjls I know, it's so hilarious. XDD "No. No guys. I like, um, Angelina Jolie. Yup. >_>"

♥♥♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

I know! Jin's life is so hard. DDD:

I love you too, Lana! ♥♥

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

hee, thank youuuuu! ♥

(I was rather fond of it myself ;D)

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

He - he does try. That's about all you can say. XDDD *pets Jin*

1. ...BOTH. Drunken sex on the beach. :D :D :D (What would be the plural of the drink, anyway? Sex on the beaches? Sexes on the beach? I guess you can never order more than one...)

2. YES *______*

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

so cute. we all know jin is just trying to distract us from the truth.

rivers in egypt? o.O?
<333 love pin. [or TAY*J]. mmm. :D:D:D

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

ahaha! There's a saying "Denial's not just a river in Egypt" as in, denial = de Nile. XD

hurray for pin! ♥ thanks very much. :D

[ky-rin.livejournal.com]

oH.I get it. HAHAHA.
thanks for explaining XD

[padfoot]

Oh my GOD. *_* That was so great. I want a Yamapi of my own...!

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

:D :D Thank you! So do I... *_*